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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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