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More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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