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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I get depressed at airports.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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