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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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