If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
ADAM CAROLLAI am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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