I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
ADAM CAROLLAI am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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