I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
ADAM CAROLLATo make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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