That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
ADAM CAROLLATo make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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