You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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