I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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