If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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