People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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