The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
ADAM CAROLLAWell, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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