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ADAM CAROLLAWell, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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