If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
ADAM CAROLLAI spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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