My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
ADAM CAROLLAI spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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