There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
ADAM CAROLLAI spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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