I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
ADAM CAROLLANo one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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