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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!

Adam Carolla

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Christmas Country Dad Feel Instantly Kid Wrong
I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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Finished Funny Humor Masturbatory Pizza Session Two
I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Desire People Political Some Sort Strong Thinking Wrap
You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Afford Between Bunch Choice Dropped Last Loser Unenviable
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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Base Funny Include Kind King Revise Sex Sexual Sexy
We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Always Country Going Gone See Want
The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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Compelling Good Host Podcast
I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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Always Boxed Boxing Fight Ring Taught Won
I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Anybody Attention Ill Money Power Thought Towards Will
I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
ADAM CAROLLA

Dad Dollar Funny Humor Knowledge Raise Share Sister
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Air Conservative Country People Place Stories Story Use
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Besides Birth Control Everything Funny Giving Humor Pill Women
I know everything because I know nothing.
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Everything Know Nothing Aware Truth
I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Daughter Issue Love Mother Much Women
We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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Asian Black Hispanic Straight Together White Working
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
ADAM CAROLLA

Call Dish Giving Head Hungarian Night Paprikash Sorry World

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