All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
ADAM CAROLLAI swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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