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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.

Adam Carolla

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Insane Mean Million People Smartest Vote
I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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