My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
-
-
A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
ADAM CAROLLA -
Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
ADAM CAROLLA -
I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
ADAM CAROLLA -
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
ADAM CAROLLA -
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLA -
All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
ADAM CAROLLA -
If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
ADAM CAROLLA -
I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
ADAM CAROLLA -
I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
ADAM CAROLLA -
I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
ADAM CAROLLA -
It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
ADAM CAROLLA -
Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
ADAM CAROLLA -
We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
ADAM CAROLLA -
The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
ADAM CAROLLA -
As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
ADAM CAROLLA