I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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