But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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