Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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