I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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