I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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