When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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