Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
ADAM CAROLLAThe thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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