When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
ADAM CAROLLAYou should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
ADAM CAROLLAA lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
ADAM CAROLLAI get depressed at airports.
ADAM CAROLLAThe best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
ADAM CAROLLAMillions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
ADAM CAROLLAI know everything because I know nothing.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
ADAM CAROLLAThe main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
ADAM CAROLLAWhoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
ADAM CAROLLAEverything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
ADAM CAROLLAThere’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
ADAM CAROLLA