Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAIf my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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