I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
ADAM CAROLLATelling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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