I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
ADAM CAROLLATelling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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