Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
ADAM CAROLLA. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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