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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.

Adam Carolla

Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Buc Focus Made Making Nickle Saving
I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Audience Monetization Really Secondary Thinking
I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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Architecture Car Dirty Hammer Money Stuff Wanted
I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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Annoyed Feel Like Time Travel Traveler
Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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Ball Basketball Game Inspirational Playground Ymca
When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Insane Mean Million People Smartest Vote
Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Advice Best Force Mine Order Question Work
There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Better Certain Expert Man Thing Unique Women
I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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Form Format Freedom Mess Podcasting
There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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Card Cue Good Need Pressure Read Reader Ton
People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Dumb People Stuff Stupid Successful
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Christmas Country Dad Feel Instantly Kid Wrong
When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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Agent Back Country Feet Gonna Mountain Power Sterilizing
My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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History Less Motto Mystery Reveal Suspense
That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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Forever Funny Humor Interesting Philosophical Question
If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.

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