No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
ADAM CAROLLA. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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