. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
ADAM CAROLLAIt’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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