“Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.”

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I’m upside down.

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. “This isn’t going anywhere!”

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

If 13 is unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.

Every picture of you is when you were younger.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.

A friend said to me, “I think the weather is trippy.” I said, “No, man, it’s not the weather that’s trippy, perhaps it’s the way we perceive it.” And then I realized I just should have said, “Yeah.”

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

If you can’t sleep, count sheep. Don’t count endangered animals. You will run out.

I like cottage cheese. That’s why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado.

Why are there no “during” pictures?

I was walking down the street with my friend and he said ‘I hear music,’ as though there’s any other way to take it in. ‘You’re not special. That’s how I receive it too, I tried to taste it, but it did not work’.

I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, “I’ll just get a tan instead.”

Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I’m throwing a Frisbee.

I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.

Space and time are the framework within which the mind is constrained to construct its experience of reality.

Experience is the best teacher, and the worst experiences teach the best lessons.

But although all our knowledge begins with experience, it does not follow that it arises from experience.

But, though all our knowledge begins with experience, it by no means follows that all arises out of experience.

One of the joys of travel is visiting new towns and meeting new people.

By Taking Charge Of Your Karma, You Determine the Nature Of Your Experience.

You Can Think About Past or Future, But Only This Moment Can Be Experienced.

The purpose of spiritual practices is to demolish the structures of limited experience and facilitate a Universal Possibility within the Individual.