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1. black
2. grey
3. blue
4. red
5. brown
6. white

When it comes to racism, you hear people say, “I don’t care if people are white, black, purple or green.” Hold on, now, purple or green? Come on now, you gotta draw the line somewhere.

Mitch Hedberg

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