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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

Frank Zappa

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

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