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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Togetherness Travel
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Goodness Lost Myself Night Thankful
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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Better Sex Worst
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Face Man Time
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World

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