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I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.

W. C. Fields

It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Belief Trust Yourself
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Business Laugh Oneself People Purpose Serious
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
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Care Husband Wife
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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Appearance Help People Sex Ugly
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Goodness Lost Myself Night Thankful
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife

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