If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
ROBIN WILLIAMSReality: What a concept!
More Robin Williams Quotes
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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