Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
ROBIN WILLIAMSReality: What a concept!
More Robin Williams Quotes
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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