“Reality: What a concept!”

Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.

You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.

If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

The proper concepts are needed to formulate a good theory, but we need a good theory to arrive at the proper concepts.

Only the human brain can deliberately change perceptions, change patterns, invent concepts and tolerate ambiguity.

It is a long road from conception to completion.

The concept of logical thinking is selection and this is brought about by the processes of acceptance and rejection. Rejection is the basis of logical thinking.

President Obama appears to me to have elevated and implemented the artist-activist concept to the role of empowered servant-leader.

Within the universe of the extraordinary, those qualities we designate to human concepts of gender are often shared, exchanged, or even completely obliterated.

I don’t know what DVD commentaries are about. I’d like to strangle the person who came up with that concept.

We coin concepts and we use them to analyse and explain nature and society. But we seem to forget, midway, that these concepts are our own constructs and start equating them with reality.