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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.

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I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Myself Religious
I drink therefore I am.
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Death Necessary Sex Yourself
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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Doctor Force Myself
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself

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