When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
DICK GREGORYOne of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry because we didn’t think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
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Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
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You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We’re the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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