Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
DICK GREGORYRevolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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Even though he understood the depths of racism and black oppression, Ali lived his life as a free man—a free loving and lovable man.
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We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry because we didn’t think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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