Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
DICK GREGORYEvery door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
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I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
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If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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