I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
DICK GREGORYThere is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is, most folk really don’t have choices.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
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My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
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