I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
DICK GREGORYIf all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is, most folk really don’t have choices.
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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Even though he understood the depths of racism and black oppression, Ali lived his life as a free man—a free loving and lovable man.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
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People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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