You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We’re the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
DICK GREGORYI never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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I never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we were in Mississippi.
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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