Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
W. C. FIELDSI only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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