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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.

Frank Zappa

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPA

Black White
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPA

Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPA

Guitar Romantic
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Space Universe
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
FRANK ZAPPA

Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
FRANK ZAPPA

Love Music Song
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPA

Children Lame Murder Sleep
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational People Wrong
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPA

College Education Laid Library

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