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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time

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