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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth

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