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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet

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