Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
BILL COSBYEvery closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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