Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBYEvery closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Only stupid one’s.
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