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Bill Cosby

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success

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