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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

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