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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Bill Cosby

Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself

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