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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Bill Cosby

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

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