“I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.”

Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.

Gray hair is gods graffiti.

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.

I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?

When you become senile, you won’t know it.

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.

You’re FAT – and don’t try to sugarcoat it, because you’ll just eat that, too.

You only need to change your direction, said the cat, and ate it up.

If you really want to make a friend, go to someone’s house and eat with him… the people who give you their food give you their heart.

Now I can look at you in peace; I don’t eat you any more.

I’ve never eaten a taco, and I don’t plan to.

Hungry people are eventually going to eat, and eat with a vengeance!

Negativity isn’t the way to go. Smile more, eat some chocolate.