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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Bill Cosby

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

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