Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBYThe heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Only stupid one’s.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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