Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
BILL COSBYThe heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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