The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
BILL COSBYThe heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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