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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Bill Cosby

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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