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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

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