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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

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