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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

Bill Cosby

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

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