And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBYIn spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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