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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?

Frank Zappa

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe

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