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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?

Frank Zappa

You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People

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