Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPAYou are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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So many books, so little time.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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