We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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