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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
FRANK ZAPPA

Flame Heart Romantic
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beware Enemy Fish People
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPA

Kids Positive Property
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Interfere Life
Music is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPA

Always Music Society
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Sell
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
FRANK ZAPPA

Determination Difference Estate Religion
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPA

Black White
So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPA

Book One Liner Time
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bed Crazy Sex
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Music Physical

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