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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library

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