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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect

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