I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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