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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend

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