Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPAThere’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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One size does not fit all.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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