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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect

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