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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics

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