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Will Rogers

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth

Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.

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