Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERSDo the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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