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  • Bob Saget Quote - Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
  • Bob Saget Quote - Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
  • Bob Saget Quote - Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
  • Bob Saget Quote - Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
  • Bob Saget Quote - Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
  • Bob Saget Quote - Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.

Bob Saget

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’ Download This Image

    The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.

    I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.

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    Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.

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    My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case. Download This Image

    I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

    I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.

    There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.

    It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz. Download This Image

    What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.

    My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby. Download This Image

    My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse? Download This Image

    Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

    They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.

    My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.

    I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.

    I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.

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