Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
BOB HOPEA photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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