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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

Bob Hope

Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

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