Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
BOB HOPEA photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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