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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

Bob Hope

The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles

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