And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
BOB HOPEEverybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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