At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
BOB HOPEEverybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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