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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

Bob Hope

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented

We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

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