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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

Bob Hope

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
BOB HOPE

Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
BOB HOPE

Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
BOB HOPE

Instant Laughter Vacation
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
BOB HOPE

Bars Golf Hotter Play
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
BOB HOPE

Funny Golf Same Time Together
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
BOB HOPE

Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
BOB HOPE

Appreciate Want War Winding
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
BOB HOPE

Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPE

Country Humorous People Soup
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPE

Boxing Canvas Funny Sports

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