The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
BOB HOPEWhen we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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