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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.

Bob Hope

YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry

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