A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
BOB HOPEAt the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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