We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
BOB HOPEAt the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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