By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
BOB HOPEWhen you get over 95, every day is your day.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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